Modern Inventions

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(Source: lapfoxs, via softballdouche)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(via voldemorts--nose)

_{Dear Ten-Year-Old Self,}

_{Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty. First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on “Cheers”. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though. Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you. Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts. Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously. Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now. (x) - Mindy Kaling}

(Source: mindythings, via surfeitdoldrums)

yocalio:

#100.1% done with your shit.

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we’re not gonna put up with your shit

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couldvebeenaprincess:

“consent is sexy” no fuck you consent is a basic fucking right every human being deserves and we shouldn’t have to sexualize it to convey its importance

(via loveyourchaos)

mouthlikebukowski:

imnotyourbabe:

look AT HOW GENTLE SHE IS FUCKING ANGEL

I CAN’T

(Source: dellrey)

tokomon:

“It’s raining flower petals…”
“Isn’t it lovely?”

(via fyeahsuperheroes)

mishaonmywaywardlesbian:

ladydireadsalot:

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

A season a day keeps your friends away

(Source: myt0xicvalentine, via voldemorts--nose)

Vampire Weekend for Fader Magazine (2013)

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nevver:

Fairy Tale Who, Karene Hillon